forest-of-books:

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

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parentless-suggestions:

to everyone with shitty parents, please hold on. Don’t lose hope. I spent the first 18 years of my life wishing I was dead and the moment I left home my life changed. It gets better. So so much better. You’ve gotta trust me, the worlds worth holding on for. You’ll see amazing things, create beautiful memories and better yet find friends who become your family.

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cephalotodd:

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

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